raptorific:

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not…

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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feigenbaumsworld:

mockingjalie:

"So yeah, at least domestically speaking, Hunger Games will likely end its four-film run as the most consistently successful franchise in modern cinematic history. It did so with a female in the lead, with a story that explicitly criticized modern day…

emberises:

catsbeaversandducks:

Hot Water

New Simon’s Cat video!

SIMON’S CAT IS THE BEST CAT.

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wingedsam:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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wingedsam:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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hbreckel:

ohcorny:

there are people who haven’t seen the sega saturn utena game opening???? wtf

That about sums up the series.

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

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berenzero:

sandandglass:

Video

I have been known to bring lots of cookies to people.

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